Wednesday, November 20, 2013

10 Reasons Why Eminem's Music Can Help Your StartUp [EXPLICIT] Not For Everyone.

1. Having a great beat in the background, with F****** as the core message, suck my dick as the highlights, and I'm the best thing you ever had, well it sounds good to me. Who wouldn't want to F*** after a hard days work on their startup?

2. Working the streets to get your traction, pitching to VC's and Angels, pounding the social networks, and rejections are constant with looks of wrinkled faces glare at you, like you're the lowest form of a startup, well you have your beat up old pinto to drive home in, and F*** some more.

3. You don't have to worry about Heaters, Millimeters, or getting your A** kicked in the parking lot. The worst you got was another rejection.

4. If you stumble upon the track called “Lose Yourself” you might find some hope in the words “Success is my only Mother F****** Option, Failures Not”

5. When you're really frustrated, you can have Pussy On Toast, with a Bitch on your dick. And for the female startup builders, there is so much sexual talk, you'll find yourself secretly excited, shhhhh don't tell.  


6. The music can change and bring you into a world of inspiration, filled with a kindness of someone who really has a heart filled with love. Yeah those touching moments when your startup means more to you then anything, it's what you believe in, it's what your F****** killing yourself for, sleep deprived, psychotic, walking the borderline of insanity and eating ramen.

7. You might live in Salem’s Lot, with weekly break-ins taking your laptops and all your servers, no worries, just go get your lap dance at the White Trash Party.

8. When you are really beaten down by your startup struggles, listen to “I'm Not Afraid” you will be empowered to keep fighting for what you believe in, even though that black cloud follows you around.

9.  I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like, and right now it's steal pipe in my wind pipe” -Eminem. Yeah, sometimes it's really tough building your startup, but we don't have it as tough as he did, he didn't give up.

10. If you find yourself offended by this post and by the lyrics of Eminem, well I'm not. I can never be offended by someones personal culture. Keep taking risk in your startup adventures, keep opening your mind up to discovering gifts for humanity. 


Check out Eminem's new release MMLP2 I just love his double fisted F*** You. These things make me smile : - )  

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