Pluto: The Disappearing Email : - )

Finally, someone has come to save me from myself. 

I would love to send Pluto, 40 dozen Roses, 400 pounds of chocolate, and 900 cases of the finest wine in the world as a great big THANK YOU. 

I am the biggest offender of "hit send" on emails, that, well, I really should not have sent! 

What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I knowingly send emails that will get me into some kind of trouble? 

Ummm well, let me put it to you as blunt as an Eminem rap. "I don't fucking care" You see the problem started some years ago when I was extremly depressed and suicidal. During that time in my life, my mind changed, and I decided, Fuck It! If I'm going to be dead tomorrow, might as well say EXACTLY what I want to say! 

We do have freedom of speech here in America, but we do not have the right to go around saying things that can damage someone else with SLANDER. That's not what I do. 

What I usually do is call someone out on their shit. Or I an invent what I think, are great ideas, and I dish those out, and people just cringe when they run into me, cause they do not want to tell me how bad the idea was. This causes awkwardness! Eeeekkkk

But you see, I'm not afraid to tell a bully off, or a friend that, well you are stupid if you do that! 

Here is the thing I always ask myself before I hit send. "If I died tomorrow, would I be glad I sent that email?" My answer is almost always YES, cause I'll be dead! So hit send! ; - )

Okay, honestly, yes I have felt a tiny bit guilty that I have sent certain emails in life. 

But only a tiny bit. Yes, I have at times, had the fantasy,"I wish I could send another email, that would automatically delete the previous email from the person's account to whom I sent it", in hopes, they never got a chance to read it! The thing is, I often think of the person I sent my "I don't give a fuck email to" and I think about what kind of person they are, and usually, I know they are not the "open thinking" kind of person. Yet, I kinda want them to be, so that's why I send it. 

If you can't open up your mind to debate, discuss, be angry with, disagree with, and still love your friend or family, then, well you can't walk the line I walk - it's the line of who cares, If your dead tomorrow. Say it, because it matters.

So here we go. It's PLUTO on the plate. The way to saving yourself from yourself! I'm so in. Because the thing is, I usually know the questionable emails I send out, and maybe a little disappearing could do me good! 

10 Reasons Why Eminem's Music Can Help Your StartUp [EXPLICIT] Not For Everyone.

1. Having a great beat in the background, with F****** as the core message, suck my dick as the highlights, and I'm the best thing you ever had, well it sounds good to me. Who wouldn't want to F*** after a hard days work on their startup?

2. Working the streets to get your traction, pitching to VC's and Angels, pounding the social networks, and rejections are constant with looks of wrinkled faces glare at you, like you're the lowest form of a startup, well you have your beat up old pinto to drive home in, and F*** some more.

3. You don't have to worry about Heaters, Millimeters, or getting your A** kicked in the parking lot. The worst you got was another rejection.

4. If you stumble upon the track called “Lose Yourself” you might find some hope in the words “Success is my only Mother F****** Option, Failures Not”

5. When you're really frustrated, you can have Pussy On Toast, with a Bitch on your dick. And for the female startup builders, there is so much sexual talk, you'll find yourself secretly excited, shhhhh don't tell.  

6. The music can change and bring you into a world of inspiration, filled with a kindness of someone who really has a heart filled with love. Yeah those touching moments when your startup means more to you then anything, it's what you believe in, it's what your F****** killing yourself for, sleep deprived, psychotic, walking the borderline of insanity and eating ramen.

7. You might live in Salem’s Lot, with weekly break-ins taking your laptops and all your servers, no worries, just go get your lap dance at the White Trash Party.

8. When you are really beaten down by your startup struggles, listen to “I'm Not Afraid” you will be empowered to keep fighting for what you believe in, even though that black cloud follows you around.

9.  “I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like, and right now it's steal pipe in my wind pipe” -Eminem. Yeah, sometimes it's really tough building your startup, but we don't have it as tough as he did, he didn't give up.

10. If you find yourself offended by this post and by the lyrics of Eminem, well I'm not. I can never be offended by someones personal culture. Keep taking risk in your startup adventures, keep opening your mind up to discovering gifts for humanity. 

Check out Eminem's new release MMLP2 I just love his double fisted F*** You. These things make me smile : - )